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A student, so utterly torn,
Her college dream crushed and forlorn.
The attorney did say,
In a sorrowful way,
Her heartbreak, now sadly reborn.

There once was a girl named Carr,
Who thought crime was going too far.
She said with a sigh,
“It’s pointless to try,
If we can’t make a difference by far.”

There once was a man named Fanone
Attacked by a mob in the fray
Called CNN an opportunist
For the lies they persist
In the Capitol’s insurrection display.

There once was a MAGA leader
Who thought affordability was a breather
But he then did assert
His plan would avert
And help Republicans win in 2026.

There once was a prosecutor quite bold,
On CNN, his grievances he told,
The president’s words,
Make it hard to be heard,
For conservatives, the struggle’s foretold.

There once was a report quite grand,
In the Washington Post it did land,
It detailed illegal acts,
By the defense secretary, in fact,
Observers say it’s not what was planned.

There once was a university in Chicago,
For $75 million they had to let it go,
The Justice Department made it clear,
They had to pay up without any fear,
A hefty sum they had to bestow.

There once was a claim from Boothe,
About the president, oh so uncouth,
But it backfired with glee,
On social media spree,
Now her words come back to bite, the truth.

The Trump administration did say
All asylum decisions delay
After Guardsmen did shoot
In Washington, cute
Now they’ll wait for another day.

There once was a president bold,
Who vowed that no more would be told,
From “Third World” lands,
He’d freeze migration demands,
After an attack near the White House foretold.