Ex-boyfriend kills woman’s mother.

In Iowa, hearts broke in two,
A mother’s kind help turned to rue.
Her daughter’s ex, filled with spite,
Shot her in cold, cruel night,
Leaving sorrow where love once held true.

Officer predicts ‘cold January’ ahead.

In January’s chill, we recall,
An officer brave faced the brawl.
He warned with great dread,
Of choices misled,
And the cold that awaits us all.

Maya Rudolph cautioned by social media.

In sketches where laughter’s the key,
Maya’s been warned, “Just don’t be too free!”
With elections in mind,
The humor’s confined,
As folks fret o’er comedy’s spree.

Smith reportedly closing Trump cases.

There once was a counsel named Jack,
Whose cases on Trump faced the flack.
With whispers they say,
He’s winding away,
And leaving the chaos to wrack!

Ideal Posts for News Avoidance

In a world where the news brings us dread,
Social media turned to a spread,
Of kittens and hops,
And musical chops,
For a timeline cleanse, joyfully led!

Ex-employee kills 2 at Navy Pier.

At Navy Pier, chaos transpired,
A man who felt deeply expired.
Quite vexed by his fate,
With anger, так great,
Two lives were lost, as he retired.

González-Colón Wins Puerto Rico Governorship

In Puerto Rico, a race did unfold,
Where Jenniffer González-Colón was bold.
A pro-statehood fight,
She took to new height,
Against independence, her story’s retold.

Bezos Congratulates Trump Post Fiasco

In a twist that caused quite the stir,
Bezos faced quite a furious blur.
With Trump he did cheer,
While whispers drew near,
Of a spiked vote that gave folks a whir.

Defendant seeks case pause for pardon.

A Jan. 6 fella took flight,
To pause his case seemed just right.
He hopes Trump will swoop,
With pardon, a loop,
For freedom to bask in the light!

Trump Show Hits New Low.

In a tale where the past intertwines,
Trump’s saga shifts, shadowed by signs,
With darkness descending,
Old patterns are bending,
As history’s grimmest plot aligns.

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