U.S. Regulators Push Google Breakup.

In a realm where search engines reign,
Regulators draw lines on the grain.
They seek to divide,
With Chrome on the side,
To curb Google’s powerful chain!

DOJ traced Gaetz’s payment network.

In a tale of a lawmaker’s plight,
Payments flown under cover of night,
With cash sent to dames,
In quite dubious games,
Justice hunts down what’s wrong in the light.

Pamela Hayden retires from ‘Simpsons’

Pamela Hayden, with voices galore,
Gave Milhouse and more, what a score!
After decades of cheer,
She’ll soon disappear,
In the episode aired on the twenty-fourth door.

UMass Urges International Students’ Return

In winter, when students take flight,
To travel abroad feels just right.
But UMass gave warning,
With Trump’s past, a morning
Could bring bans that would spark a small fright.

Docuseries Reveals Girls Gone Wild Secrets

In a docuseries on view,
Secrets of wild girls will ensue,
With stories and strife,
From former life,
Exposing old tales, fresh and new!

Family Warns After Cryptic Texts

A young woman named Hannah has flown,
To L.A., but now she’s unknown.
With texts that confuse,
Her family’s alarmed,
In Hawaii, their worry has grown.

Walmart, Lowe’s warn of price increases.

A leprechaun hears news so stark,
From Walmart and Lowe’s comes a mark,
With tariffs in play,
Prices may sway,
So shoppers might soon feel a spark!

Lara Trump Launches Clothing Brand

In the Sunshine State’s lively scene,
Lara Trump’s made quite the routine,
With a brand for the fit,
While the Senate she’swit,
Will she lead, or just keep it routine?

Giuliani Defames Georgia Election Workers Again

In Georgia, where votes were made clear,
Giuliani’s words sparked some fear.
Ruby and Shaye,
In court did say,
“His slander’s a mess we can’t bear!”

Minnesota Replaces Eagle Camera After Storm

In Minnesota, the eagles took flight,
Their nest fell apart in a fright.
With a new camera high,
Fans will cheer as they try,
To watch parents raise chicks day and night!

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