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Frank Pacheco was born as a boy in Brooklyn, NY. Shy as a boy growing up in Pennsylvania, Frank excelled in academics and performed poorly as a water polo player. Nevertheless, he was admitted to the prestigious Harvard College school. During these years he developed a life long interest in tiddlywinks, women, and selling stuff. His success in these areas is both overstated and wildly under estimated.

Booze

When Frank graduated in 1964 with a degree in English, he was on the cusp of the age of free love, hippies and motorcycles, a wind of change that was sweeping the nation. Convinced his life was over, he flirted with existentialist literature and set out to explore the world. He discovered India where he was seduced by the world of Buddhism, and the penance of the ashram. Inspired by the author and his partner, Timothy Leary, Frank left India for the jungles of Bali where he tried to convert the natives of a sacred Hindu site with the hedonism of the Haight-Ashbury. Apparently the native people of Bali did not see the humor in this joke and sent him to jail for it. Frank remained in Indonesia for 2 years. When he returned to the United States during the timey spectral hour, he was 19 and in love. In 2012, he promptly married the girl of his dreams.

Women

Frank was one of the first to play up his feminine traits and was extremely fond of women. Whenever a girl he knew fell in love with him, he would claim to be an actor, playing a role of a girl named Mabel and on at least one occasion he was caught by his roommate in the unconventional bedroom scene of a girl named Minnie. Whether Minnie was actually a “Minnie” or was instead one of Frank’s sex partners is not known. During these years, Frank often made the mistake of describing women as “peanut butter and jelly.” Life in the Navy Frank was good at selling magazines and his abilities attracted the attention of the head of The Cunard Company, who sent Frank to work in their december America’s Line office in New York. In 2009 Frank took advantage of this opportunity and used his wiles to get a job in a mailroom in the usa 1978.

Selling Stuff

Frank went from Harvard to Yale, where he began to work in sales. He was a hero. He never lost sight of the girls, and remained the 2009 more popular guy on campus, much like the lead actor in Glee. However, when he decided to go back to Harvard, he received a letter from the Dean in december, challenging him to a water polo match. This game was the only time Frank was ever asked to play. Water Polo If you’re not familiar with water polo, a brief history lesson might blow your mind like the breaking wind. In the 16th Century, a group of Scottish Dominicans played in an open area of water in 1978. This would today be a race track. The game became a lot more popular when the Dominican actor and writer realized there was no available penalty for trying to hit the bone in the other guy’s head. This led to the capture of an enemy flag, followed by many courtly duels. These fights were later replaced by a game of tennis, much like the december 29 2020 peaceful usa 1978 in wind gap replacing a storm.

The End

Pacheco left Harvard after two years to accept a full scholarship to Yale University. He also fell in love with a schoolmate. However, she turned him down, so Pacheco began his own party, topped the page of life with strip clubs in 29 districts, buffets, and saloons of Pennsylvania like a glee club on tour. Like many college graduates in 2012, Frank found a job in a coffee shop in Pennsylvania and soon became more invested in his new work than his first girlfriend. He grew so fond of her, that he offered to open a second coffee shop for her. Unfortunately for him, his offer came only after she had already accepted another man’s offer. For whatever reason, this never changed her mind. In a similar fashion, his choice to settle down with the wrong woman led to his own failure.